Former President Bush to release highly anticipated memoirs
By Jenna DuffyEditor-in-Chief, The VOICE
Expected to hit the book stores later this month, Former President George W. Bush is releasing his accounts of his time spent in the White House as the 43rd President of the United States.
The memoir entitled, Curious George Goes to the White House is said to include 20 color illustrations on all 20 pages of this exciting novel.
Upon announcing the release the former President ad-libbed a quick speech to outline the context of his book, "Being a President is really really hard and uh…I had to decide a lot of stuff," said Bush as he reflected on his eight years as President, "Mostly, I just left all the hard stuff for Dick and my Dad, sometimes Clinton was there. Being "The Decider" wasn't always easy though."
When asked if his book will provide any reasoning or insight behind his banker bail outs or the Iraq War, his first election almost going to opponent Al Gore, or the 9/11 attacks Bush responded "No, the book doesn't really touch on that stuff. It's mostly about me, like how I hated this one guy who brought me lunch every day, I forgot his name, but he had a bad attitude. Some of it's about golfing. I love to golf."
The book is expected to hit the shelves April 20, 2009 and is predicted to be a big seller among the southern states where the remains of his final approval ratings reside.
Eager fans have been sited camping out in front of bookstores, although it is unclear if these are fans or just Americans who have lost their homes and their jobs under the tough economic times.
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